So I made a critical error in custom PCB board design. I used a SPDT right angle SMD slide switch from the Sparkfun libraries (Sparkfun-Electromechanical->SWITCHES-SPDT->SWITCH-SPDTSMD2) and went to fabrication on the boards without first finding out whether the things even existed.
As it turns out, the part is not sold by Sparkfun and I cannot find a part that comes close to the physical dimensions anywhere online.
Does anyone happen to know the make and model of that switch?